Monday, June 26, 2006

Been a while...but I am still here.

Sorry for the delay for the one person who probably reads my blog. I haven't been much of a diary guy so i lose track of what i am doing and forget to come here and post. Tons of stuff has happened since i last posted. Cousins getting married, people having kids, new columns being written. Too much to get into in one post but for the most part, know that stuff is happening. Check me out on My Space now as everyone and their mothers and fathers now have pages even though i was down before them all. I was cool before it was cool to be cool. Look at cool old me.

Anyway, Extreme Championship Wrestling is back and I am covering it for World Wrestling Insanity. Give it a looksie. You can find it here.

Other stuff going on but i'll be back to discuss it later. Or tomorrow. Or soon. Who knows?

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Big Things

Wow, it's been a while since i posted. When i originally decided to become a "blogger", i figured i would try to do one per day, maybe every two days the most. But unfortuneately that hasn't been the case due to a myriad of reasons. However the past month has been incredible for me which kept me from posting as much as i would have liked. First off, my cousin Charles (aka fellow blogger "Tools of the Trade") became the proud father of a baby girl named Megan on November 4, 2005.

Then, on November 23, 2005, i became a loving husband to a wonderful woman, my soulmate, partner and best friend.

So all in all, it has been a whirlwind of a month for me. I spent a week in Oahu Hawaii. An incredible place. I will add some pictures of that here soon. Besides that, i have just been trying to get into the swing of things. You can still check me out at World Wrestling Insanity and all the other places i frequent. Enjoy folks.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Rest In Peace Eddie Guerrero

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Eduardo Gory Guerrero, a World Wrestling Entertainment superstar was found dead in his hotel room Sunday in Minneapolis, where he was scheduled to appear that evening in a WWE Supershow. He was 38.

When he didn't respond to a wake-up call, hotel security at Minneapolis Marriott City Center and Guerrero's nephew and fellow WWE wrestler, Chavo Guerrero, forced their way into the room, police said.

There were no apparent signs of foul play or suicide, police said. An autopsy was planned at the Hennepin County medical examiner's office.

He was a featured star on the UPN series "WWE Smackdown!" and son of Mexican wrestler Gory Guerrero.

Chavo Guerrero and McMahon said Guerrero was open about his past drug and alcohol abuse but they said he'd been sober for four years.

In February 2004, Guerrero became the second wrestler of Hispanic heritage to be WWE champion when he defeated Brock Lesnar, a former University of Minnesota wrestling standout. Guerrero lost the title four months later.

In May 2004, UPN aired the special "Cheating Death, Stealing Life: The Eddie Guerrero Story." The one-hour program chronicled his childhood and his struggle with drug addiction that almost cost him his job, family and life before his recovery and eventual capture of the WWE championship.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Just some stuff

World Wrestling Insanity

Chucky is a DAD. Congrats DUDE. Megan Alexis was born on 11/4/2005. She is 8 lbs. 10 ozs. 19 inches long. I am so happy for him and his wife. Fantastic stuff.

I am getting married in a few weeks. I am also very excited. It is going to be fantastic. Everyone keeps telling me that the day is going to fly by. I hope not. But if it does, so be it. I am going to sit back and enjoy the ride.

The NY Giants are in first place. 6-2 record. Excellent. I smell a Super Bowl trip coming.

I have been to 2 Knick games this year. 1 exhibition and 1 regular season game. Knicks record for those two games? 0-2.

Wearing contact lenses. Feel a little weird but i am getting used to it.

My dad is in the Bronx from Puerto Rico. First time in NY in 4 years. He is adjusting. He is here for my wedding and will be here until December. He is leaving while i am gone on my honeymoon.

Working hard. Working long hours. Working late. Lots of work. Don't think i have ever had a job where i work so many damn hours. But it pays the bills and brings me some cheddar so i cant complain too much.

Need to get DVR. Cablevision now carries it. Hear it is the greatest invention for television.

Wrestling is sucking lately. Let me rephrase. WWE wrestling is sucking. TNA however, doing well for themselves.

That's all for now. I'LL BE BACK.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005


Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

Have ex-punsters been expunged?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?

Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

Do cows have calf muscles?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Friday, October 21, 2005

Been Busy, Enjoy.

Why do bars advertise live bands?

What does a dead band sound like?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

Why do guys wear underpants?

Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we have hot water heaters?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why is the alphabet in that order?

Is it because of that song?

Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package
says, "Open somewhere else"?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

Monday, October 17, 2005

Magic Monday

Is there a Dr. Salt?

Isn't hot water already hot?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

What came first the chicken or the egg?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What happened to the first 6 ups?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect?

What is a free gift?

Aren't all gifts free?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

What is the speed of dark?

What part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?

What's another word for synonym?

When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Where are Preparations A through G?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Who invented accents?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are the cabs from the Yellow Cab Company painted orange?

Why are there never any artist's materials in a drawing room?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

Why are we afraid of falling?

Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

Why aren't there bulletproof pants?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?

Why do airlines call flights nonstop?

Won't they all stop eventually?